You may be wondering who would even bother to make a stupid site like this. Truthfully, so do I. Maybe you should e-mail the webmaster to find out. He might have something interesting to say. After all, who would put this glorious music on this site but the f-in' man himself. The king of Trash!

You have to be wondering by now why the hell I have made this mess. Well, as a matter of fact, there is no specific reason for the site at all. I actually want to make somewhat of an interactive user-webmaster relationship over the net. (No, that doesn't mean that I'll hunt you down and rape you.) I want you, the user to e-mail me ideas that would lead to one obnoxious and horrendous site that is so crude and vile that it will horrify parents, sicken teachers and worry politicians. It may be a pipe dream at this point, but with your input, it could grow and grow. We just need people sick enough and courageous enough to send in the e-mailz, so keep 'em comin'. Thanks a lot. E-mail me

Aaaah... Britney. We love her. Yes, we do! She is the only healthy obsession. She is undoubtedly the most lovely young woman on the face of the planet. She has the smoothest, most beautiful skin of all women and her smile puts other models to shame. Her voice is as smooth as silk and she is a very tasteful dresser. I would like to devote a section of this page to the beautiful Britney Spears, so if you have any images of her please send them to me. (No nude images, please. We want Britney to look at this page and be able to smile.) Don't you want Britney to know that you love her? Just send in your image and name and I'll put them both on the Britney Spears page. A pipedream? Who knows? Stranger things have happened.

You might be wondering why I'm not playing Britney Spears music on this site. Well, if you are screw you, dumbass! This isn't the Britney Spears section of the site and I don't want to play that beautiful music from the queen of beauty herself on this site. Her magical voice is on an entirely different level than what's going to be on this site.

    Anyway, I don't mind changing the music on this site if I get enough requests. Right now you're listening to "Blur" by BLUR in case you lived under a rock for the last two years. There's a whole lot of other music out there. Remember, this site ain't about me, it's about you (and Britney, of course) Don't hesitate to e-mail me about any changes you would like to see on this site. I can't guarantee them, but I am more likely to make a change than to decide against it if I get enough requests.

This site could be an internet bombshell with your input. Please send in your stuff. I'll take anything from crude to lewd, but DO NOT send me any nude pictures. That's already been done. Send me your most obnoxious and disgusting ideas and together we'll create a hilarious and entertaining site. (As for Britney's section, I'd like to keep that clean. We don't want to deface the woman we all love.) Thanks for visiting my site. Come back soon!